Zail Singh n his logic…J

>> Zail Singh decided to write the MBA exam.
>> He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part.
>> One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
>> Rajiv : How is your MBA preparation?
>> Zail Singh : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic..
>> Rajiv : Logic is very easy.
>> Zailsingh : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
>> Rajiv : OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
>> Zail : YES.
>> Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
>> Zail : YES.
>> Rajiv : Logically, there will be fish in it.
>> Zail : YES.
>> Rajiv : Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
>> Zail : YES.
>> Rajiv : I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
>> Zail : YES.
>> Rajiv : so, logically, your are married.
>> Zail : YES.
>> Rajiv : So, that means U are a heterosexual.
>> Zail Singh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Buta
>> Singh and he was also preparing for MBA.
>> Zail : How is your MBA preparation?
>> Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.
>> Zail : Oh, logic is easy.
>> Buta : Please, give me an example.
>> Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
>> Buta : NO, I don't.
>> Zail : Saala HOMO!!!