Ha Ha Ha!! little care

Gabbar: Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?
Gabbar: Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba: Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai!
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If necessity is the mother of invention, then… Frustration is the father of
masturbation!
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Two prostitutes were talking,
1st: We r in the best business in the world.
2nd: How?
1st: We have it, sell it, and we still have it.
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A hillarious spelling mistake behind a truck, saying: Put deeper at night!
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Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you... It’s only when u leave her
a virgin!
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Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy
hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham
hai.
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Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana
padta...
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Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard. She went straight to her n
asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!
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Teacher: Jimmedari kya hoti hai ?
Student: Madam agar apke blouse k 4 batton me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe jo
aati hai, usko jimmedari kehte hai.

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Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand
stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.

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Santa "Ek condom dena, girlfrend ko gift dena hai"
Dukaandar : Is par giftcover chada du?
Santa: Arre nahi yehi to cover hai. Gift to mere paas hai.

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Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur
wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
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Santa divorced his wife on 1st night. Banta asked him the reason, Santa
said, "Yaar ohdi panty te sticker laga si: OK/Tested. Mohan Lal & Sons
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Pappu meets his father in red light area. Pappu: Papa aap yahan?
Father: Bus beta ab 200-300 Rs ki cheez k liye teri maa k nakhre nahi sahe
jate
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Man: Sex ho jaye?
Wife: No.
Man: Jewar le dunga.
Wife: No.
Man: Car le dunga.
Wife: No, No, No.
Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri maanlo, Cycle la dena.


A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman). The
judge said; I havn’t seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me
one good reason why you did it?
Man: I can give 3 reasons.It’ non of ur business, she was my wife and I
didn’t know she was dead as she always acted like that.


A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches
more & I'll b a king.
Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u’ll b a queen.


Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.


In bed frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long
to cum?
Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can’t think of anyone tonight!