→ After marriage, ek baar Ramu ka ex-roommate Shamu uske ghar usse Milne
→ Aata hai.Ramu and his beautiful bride Situ really took care of Shamu.
→ He decided to stay there for the night. So, Ramu setup a dari and
→ bedsheet for him on the verandah floor.
→ At this Shamu retorted, "khud bistar par aur mujhe zamin par?
→ lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"
→ So,Ramu pacified him and setup a bed for him.
→ Shamu again retorted , "khud andar aur mujhe bahar? lagta
→ hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"
→ Ramu felt bad and set Shamu's bed in the drawing room.
→ Shamu objected, "khud andar ac room main aur mujhe bahar
→ garmi main? Ek waqt tha ki ham donon sote the ek hi kamre main!"!
→ Ramu said that he was a married man now but Shamu again
→ said, "lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"
→ Ramu's bedroom could accomodate only a bed and a sofa, so
→ Ramu setup Shamu in his bedroom on the sofa where the ac was fitted.
→ After some time, Shamu woke up Ramu and said that he was
→ uncomfortable on the lumpy sofa.
→ At this, Ramu was very irritated and said,
→ "Hadd ho gayi yar!! A line has to be drawn somewhere!"
→ Shamu said, "Bas kya!! tu shadi ke baad ek dam badal gaya
→ hai.lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"
→ Ramu, the good soul that he was, relented and let Shamu
→ sleep on the bed. His wife slept on the left side of the bed, himself
→ in between and Shamu on the right.
→ After some time Shamu again complained that he wanted to
→ sleep in the middle of the bed as he kept falling off the bed when he
→ changed sides.
→ Ramu wailed, "This is too much, yaar! There is a limit to everything.. ."
→ Shamu became very emotional and said, "Bas kya, you don't trust ME?!?
→ lagta hai dosti main definitely daraar aa gayi hai!"
→ Finally, good old Ramu gave in again, and let him old pesty
→ pal sleep between him and his wife.
→ In the morning, Shamu told Ramu, "Yaar, your wife is a very
→ chalu lady. She held my tool all through the night !!!"
→ Ramu quietly replied "That was me, and not my wife. I just had to do
→ it!"...........
→ .......
→
→ NAHI TO DARAAR ME DOSTI CHALI JAATI !!!!→→→
Njoy !!!!!
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